THE DR.
PHILBILLY SHOW - Mr. X And The Poodle Dog
by Wayne Carlan
This one
Friday I was on my way home from work. It had
been a long day and I just couldn’t wait to
get there so I could unwind a little bit. As I
was getting close to home I was driving past a
neighbor’s house that we are friends with. I
will have to refer to him as “Mr. X”
due to the fact that he threatened to kill me in
my sleep if I mentioned his name in this story.
Anyway, as I was passing by, his 8 year old
little girl was in the front yard and she started
screaming, “Help Mr. Wayne, Daddy is going
to kill my poodle dog. He’s going to kill my
poodle dog, please help me!”
What the heck
is going on here? I slammed on my brakes and
whipped into the driveway. As I got out of the
car I noticed the front door to the house was
wide open and I heard some awful noises coming
from inside. There was yelling, screaming and
furniture being knocked over. I was just about to
run inside when all of a sudden, their little
poodle dog came running out of the house with
“Mr. X” hot on his tail.
Now there was
something very strange looking about the both of
them but I couldn’t quite make out what it
was because things were happening so fast. Then
“Mr. X” yells to me “catch that
dang dog, Wayne, before he eats my
……”, but I couldn’t make out
what he was saying. I finally caught the dog and
held it up, looking at it in the face smiling.
The dog was smiling back at me. What the heck?
I stare a
little longer and then it hit me. Oh my gosh! I
fell out laughing so hard I couldn’t catch
my breath.. Apparently this sweet little poodle
dog had jumped up on the couch and took “Mr.
X’s” false teeth off the end table.
They were positioned in its mouth just perfect
and it looked like he was smiling at me with
human teeth. That was the funniest thing I have
ever seen in my entire life!
Then I
realized, I have never seen “Mr. X”
without his false teeth in. I have never heard
him talk without his false teeth in. Craaaap! I
didn’t even know he had false teeth. I’m
laughing so hard I think I’m going be sick.
He takes the teeth from the dog, rinses them off
with the water hose and pops them in his mouth.
Uggh! Now I know I’m going be sick. Daaaaang!
I have to stop by here more often. I’m just
sayin.’
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