THE DR.
PHILBILLY SHOW - How Not To Drink A Yoohoo
by Wayne Carlan
This one
particular beautiful morning I was on my way to
work. As usual, I stop everyday at the same quick
stop in Kiln, MS and get a sausage and bacon
biscuit for breakfast, with a Yoo-hoo. For those
of you that may not know what a Yoo-hoo is,
it’s only the best tasting chocolate drink
ever made. Now you have to keep in mind that the
best way to drink a Yoo-hoo is to shake it up
real good in between sips to stir up the
chocolate.
I leave the
store and go down Hwy 603 headed toward Bay St
Louis. I take a bite of my biscuit and wash it
down with some Yoo-hoo. I take another bite of my
biscuit then grab my Yoo-hoo bottle and I shake
it up real good. The only problem was I forgot to
put the top back on. Craaaaaap! It looked like a
Yoo-hoo terrorist had thrown a Yoo-hoo grenade on
the inside of my truck. Yoo-hoo is on the
windshield and all over my face. I even got Yoo-hoo
in my eyes so this whole time I’m swerving
down 603 like a drunk driver.
Then my day
gets even better, blue lights hit me.. great. I
pull over to the side of the road, roll down my
window and a Mississippi Highway Patrol officer
steps out of his vehicle. I can see his big round
hat pop into view out of the corner of my eye. We
don’t say a word to each other. He takes out
his ticket book, takes one look me with Yoo-hoo
dripping off my nose, an empty Yoo-hoo bottle in
my hand and he closes his ticket book. He looks
at me through those big round mirror shades with
his bottom lip quivering and says “have a
good day sir”. You could hear him laughing
all the way back to his car. What a way to start
the day!
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