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Hoofer
by Michael C.
Keith
Selma told her friend that having
sex with her husband was like dancing with a
cadaver.
“What? He’s been dead for
three years!” she exclaimed, taken aback.
“I know,” replied Selma,
“and he still can’t dance.”
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