by Michael C.
Mary and Harold
go to Disney World every year.
Susan has 6 kids and is
planning on having another.
Kyle considers the Venetian in Las
Vegas better than Venice itself.
The Johnsons only go for a drive on
Sarah raves about the cloths and
shoes at Wal-Mart.
The Bold and the Beautiful
is high drama to Jill.
Marvin and Kelli fight over which
buffet restaurant is best.
Craig is driven crazy when
dandelions appear in his yard.
Floyd Lipchitz buys a white Toyota
Peggy Taylor watches The Sound
of Music 37 times.
Chicken McNuggets are Dales
Basil Rumford considers watching his
lawn sprinkler an activity.
The Williams think humans are not
meant to fly so take the bus cross-country.
Gladys moves to Sun City instead of
Tahiti with her boyfriend.
Sam gets a canary for company.
A fun-filled, getaway weekend for
the Taylors means a stay at Motel 6.
Helen always drives 5 MPH under the
Percys favorite dessert is Fig
The Wilsons believe America is