Half Lives
by Michael C.
Keith
–– Mary and Harold
go to Disney World every year.
–– Susan has 6 kids and is
planning on having another.
–– Kyle considers the Venetian in Las
Vegas better than Venice itself.
–– The Johnsons only go for a drive on
Sundays.
–– Sarah raves about the cloths and
shoes at Wal-Mart.
–– “The Bold and the Beautiful”
is high drama to Jill.
–– Marvin and Kelli fight over which
buffet restaurant is best.
–– Craig is driven crazy when
dandelions appear in his yard.
–– Floyd Lipchitz buys a white Toyota
Corolla.
–– Peggy Taylor watches The Sound
of Music 37 times.
–– Chicken McNuggets are Dale’s
favorite food.
–– Basil Rumford considers watching his
lawn sprinkler an activity.
–– The Williams think humans are not
meant to fly so take the bus cross-country.
–– Gladys moves to Sun City instead of
Tahiti with her boyfriend.
–– Sam gets a canary for company.
–– A fun-filled, getaway weekend for
the Taylors means a stay at Motel 6.
–– Helen always drives 5 MPH under the
speed limit.
–– Percy’s favorite dessert is Fig
Newton.
–– The Wilsons believe America is
always right.
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