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Five Reasons Why When One Door Closes, Another Door Opens
by Michael C. Keith

1.  A gas explosion rips it from its hinges.

2.  The violent wind sucks it from its frame.

3.   A stranger with evil intent breaks in.

4.   The Big Bad Wolf huffs and puffs and blows it down.

5.   A swat team mistakenly invades your house.