THE DR.
PHILBILLY SHOW - Come To Me
by Wayne Carlan
When I was a
kid some friends and I used to roam the
neighborhood looking for things to do. We would
ride bikes, jump ramps, build forts and play
baseball. But then there were the long summer
days that we needed to be more creative to pass
the time when we got bored.
One day we
were down by a little stream in back of the
subdivision when we came across the biggest
bullfrog we have ever seen. For the longest time
we just sat and stared in disbelief at the sheer
size of the thing.
Then one of my
friends that had a pocket full of BB's pulled out
a few and started rolling them toward it. This
monster of a frog ate them up one by one. We
laughed so hard at this stupid frog till our
sides ached.
Then I got
this idea. I use to keep this large magnet I had
found stuck to the side of my bike frame. I went
over to my bike and grabbed the magnet concealing
it in my hand so no one would see it. I laid down
behind the frog, pushed him with my finger and he
jumped. Then I pulled out the magnet hiding it in
my right hand and held out my left hand. As I
wiggled my fingers I motioned the frog back
toward me and chanted like a Wizard “Come to
meeeee, come to meeee”. He must have eaten 4
or 5 BB's by now so I slipped the magnet closer
to his butt and the frog slid back toward the
magnet.
After about
three times of this all my friends were just
starring at me not saying a word. I could tell
they were a little freaked out so I looked up at
them with an evil grin, raised my hands to them
and yelled “ALAKAZAAAM!”. They tripped
over each other screaming and ran for their lives.
I played by myself for two whole days but it was
so worth it. I’m just sayin’.
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