Cheap Culture
News Headlines
by Michael C.
Keith
The stories below appeared
in various “credible” News sources:
“Beyonce’s sister makes up with Jay Z!”
“Kardashian
Wedding a Total Disaster!”
“Juan Pablo
Caught with Another Woman!”
“Transgender
Couple in Custody Battle Over Dog!”
“Eminem Mentors
Rihanna in Rehab!”
“Lady Gaga a
Flop on The Simpsons!”
“Paris Hilton
Wins Legal Battle for Pet!”
“Bieber Booed at
Awards Ceremony but Wins Award!”
“Gwyneth &
Chris Call it Quits!”
“Cheating Rumors
Plague Country Star Tim McGraw!”
“Spiderman Flies
Higher than Superman at Box Office.”
“Zoe Saldana
Shares her DIY Hair Tricks!”
“Sarah Silverman
and Bill Hader Create Chipotle Cups!”
“Melissa
McCarthy Has a Girl Crush!”
“Blake Shelton
Admits He’s Not a Cat Person!”
“Robin Wright
Does Not Want a Face Lift!”
“Drunk Actress
Asks Prince William to be Godparent!”
Ad Nauseam . .
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