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Cheap Culture News Headlines
by Michael C. Keith

The stories below appeared in various “credible” News sources:

“Beyonce’s sister makes up with Jay Z!”

 “Kardashian Wedding a Total Disaster!”

 “Juan Pablo Caught with Another Woman!”

 “Transgender Couple in Custody Battle Over Dog!”

 “Eminem Mentors Rihanna in Rehab!”

 “Lady Gaga a Flop on The Simpsons!”

 “Paris Hilton Wins Legal Battle for Pet!”

 “Bieber Booed at Awards Ceremony but Wins Award!”

 “Gwyneth & Chris Call it Quits!”

 “Cheating Rumors Plague Country Star Tim McGraw!”

 “Spiderman Flies Higher than Superman at Box Office.”

 “Zoe Saldana Shares her DIY Hair Tricks!”

 “Sarah Silverman and Bill Hader Create Chipotle Cups!”

 “Melissa McCarthy Has a Girl Crush!”

 “Blake Shelton Admits He’s Not a Cat Person!”

 “Robin Wright Does Not Want a Face Lift!”

 “Drunk Actress Asks Prince William to be Godparent!”

 Ad Nauseam . . .