|Aliens are coming
Serpents live in your shoe
Neighbours will kill you in your sleep
Dentists devour you in comas deep
Governments plan to murder you
Yes we have terrorists, that is
And they're out to get you!
The plane you are on is
going to crash
The train you are on is about to smash
Television and games make our children
Everyday actions and our elders are
Now, I pray, prepare for the sting
Is paranoia not a wonderful thing?