Wolfz Strike
Again
by Rebecca Blakeslee
Faeryland - 25
April 2009
A thermal
blast and apparent act of cannibalism left
another Pigg brother dead last night. Cekond Pigg,
25, of 2 Stick Lane, was found dead - and
seemingly partially devoured - yesterday morning
in the ruins of his wooden cabin. His death comes
two days after the similar death of his younger
brother, Phirst Pigg, on Thursday.
“There is
a definite similarity in the deaths,”
officer Grimm said.
According to
the police, the extremist hate group Big n’
Bad n’ Wolfz have claimed responsibility for
the act, but as of press no suspects have been
named.
“It was
horrible,” said Missy Muppet, Pigg’s
neighbor, “I woke up last night to shouts of
‘Let me in, let me in,’ and a
terrifying puffing sound.”
“The
specific target and patterns of the crime makes
it seem like a premeditated act,” officer
Grimm said.
“It’s
gotta be the Wolfz,” Humphry Dumpty, a
family friend of the Piggs, “Cannibalism and
thermal blasts? Those aren’t that common,
you know?”
“I’m
afraid I’m next,” Cekond Pigg’s
older brother Thirde Pigg said, “but
I’ll be ready. You want to eat my brothers,
Wolfz? Fine - I’ll be waiting to make some
Big n’ Bad stew.”
There has been
a proliferation of hate crimes in the area, ever
since a member of the Wolfz was killed in the
Granny Forester incident of last month.
“We’re
doing all we can to stop this,” officer
Grimm said. “Unfortunately, the Wolfz are
clever and, like they are fond of saying, big and
bad.”
“It’s
ridiculous,” a young woman who preferred to
remain anonymous said. “If they are really
doing all they can, than why did these monsters
get away with eating my grandmother? The Wolfz
aren’t as clever as they like everyone to
think.”
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