by Rebecca Blakeslee
Faeryland - 25
blast and apparent act of cannibalism left
another Pigg brother dead last night. Cekond Pigg,
25, of 2 Stick Lane, was found dead - and
seemingly partially devoured - yesterday morning
in the ruins of his wooden cabin. His death comes
two days after the similar death of his younger
brother, Phirst Pigg, on Thursday.
a definite similarity in the deaths,
officer Grimm said.
the police, the extremist hate group Big n
Bad n Wolfz have claimed responsibility for
the act, but as of press no suspects have been
horrible, said Missy Muppet, Piggs
neighbor, I woke up last night to shouts of
Let me in, let me in, and a
terrifying puffing sound.
specific target and patterns of the crime makes
it seem like a premeditated act, officer
gotta be the Wolfz, Humphry Dumpty, a
family friend of the Piggs, Cannibalism and
thermal blasts? Those arent that common,
afraid Im next, Cekond Piggs
older brother Thirde Pigg said, but
Ill be ready. You want to eat my brothers,
Wolfz? Fine - Ill be waiting to make some
Big n Bad stew.
There has been
a proliferation of hate crimes in the area, ever
since a member of the Wolfz was killed in the
Granny Forester incident of last month.
doing all we can to stop this, officer
Grimm said. Unfortunately, the Wolfz are
clever and, like they are fond of saying, big and
ridiculous, a young woman who preferred to
remain anonymous said. If they are really
doing all they can, than why did these monsters
get away with eating my grandmother? The Wolfz
arent as clever as they like everyone to