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Rocking Aliens
by Clarise Samuels

The target appeared on their radar screen. "Is that Earth?" the captain asked.

"Correct," the copilot answered.

The spaceship landed on the mall rooftop. The two aliens put on their rubberized masks and ran into the music store yelling, "Everybody down!"

Minutes later, they were back in the ship, and they took off. The Emperor's voice crackled over the radio. "Well?"

The copilot responded, "Every Rolling Stone CD has been appropriated."

Back on Planet Xter, the Emperor smiled. He would never have to rely on Earth's fickle DJ’s again. Now he had his own supply.