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Party Political Corrections
by Michael S. Collins

Here are some party political corrections from our publication of the manifesto pledges last week.

The Agatha Christie party does not take a liberal view on crime. It does not support manadatary murders per constituency to spice things up. It’s fishing policy involved increases in the fishing of red herrings and not, as we reported, of haddock. The party supports EU immigration, the state pension and the protection of Scotland Yard.

The Vonnegut party are not under investigation under the cash for peerage scandal for the recent calls for Kilgore Trout to receive a Baronet.

The declaration of the Labour party’s victory in Bathgate Central in the recent bye-election is an error we wish to rectify.

We apologise for any misunderstandings these errors may have caused.