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Just an Old Fashioned Guy
by Michael Levy

I guess you could call me an old fashioned guy
I was traveling on the bus the other day
it was crowded
a young lady was standing up carrying
a Gucci shopping bag and Louis Vuitton purse
I offered her my seat
she sat down with
not so much as a thank you
she stared at me for a while then remarked
you have a nice butt
are you good in bed?
yes indeed ... I never snore!