If You Happen To
by Michael S.
And only if
you do. I dont want you going out of your
way or anything; it would just be if you happened
to going in this way already. Maybe you wanted to
go to the Chippy, and decided on the one next to
the graveyard, for example, rather than the one
right next to your house. Perhaps the one next
door to you does not do Chilli sauce on their
chips. Thatd be a nice treat for you,
wouldnt it? Chilli sauce and chips.
Youd need to go to the Chip Shop by the
graveyard to get some. But Im not trying to
force you. Its your own decision. You are
your own man.
But, if you
happen to pass by, please let me out of this tomb.
You buried me five years ago, and I am starting
to get rather bored. Ive read the complete
Shakespeare you buried with me cover to cover.
Any chance of something new? Im sure
someone must have written something classic by
Hope you are
Worms have eaten entire Amis collection. Can they
have some more? If you happen to pass by, that is.