Good Old Luther 
                by William 'Cully' Bryant 
                Luther was
                some sort of a mechanic, or glorified repair man.
                He always stayed around the shop and worked on
                equipment, fixed tires, loafed, and talked to
                me
non-stop. 
                When I first
                started working, I was fourteen - didnt yet
                know how to drive a tractor. So they stuck me in
                the shop with Luther. I remember two things about
                Luther particularly well. First, he had killed
                his wife several years ago and somehow had only
                spent four years in prison. I remember him saying,
                Sugar was mean. And one night she got drunk
                and broke a bottle over the sink and told me she
                was gonna kill me. So naturally I shot her.
                 
                Naturally,
                I thought. 
                But more
                intriguing than Luther being a murderer - or
                manslaughterer or whatever you call
                it when you shoot someone named Sugar who is
                trying to kill you with a broken bottle of Grape
                Crush  was his craving for women. Haitian
                women. 
                Every year,
                when the sweet corn was ready, the Haitian
                migrant workers would arrive. It was easy to know
                when they had landed. One day youd look up
                and see two or three jet-black women walking down
                the road toward the river
naked from the
                waist up. They were headed to the river to bathe.
                I never saw any of the men with them. I guess
                they didnt worry so much about hygiene.  
                As soon as the
                Haitians would appear, Luther would go wild. Two
                or three  sometimes more  Haitian
                women would come around the shop every day to get
                water. They never asked permission. Theyd
                just wander right up, walk right past us, turn on
                the spigot and take whatever they wanted. We
                never tried to stop them. But, it was a little
                disconcerting to note that they would carry the
                water off in empty herbicide jugs. Me and Luther
                would try to stop them. Poison! we
                would say real loud and slow, like people do when
                they are talking to someone who doesnt
                speak English and believes that volume and
                careful pronunciation will help. Deadly
                Poison! wed say again. But they
                couldnt understand. Theyd just jabber
                back in that weird, sounding French they speak.
                In the end, wed let them take the poison
                water and go on their way. To my knowledge, none
                of them ever died from it. 
                They may not
                have understood us when it came to safety
                warnings, but somehow Luther had no problem
                communicating with them when it came to matters
                of a more physical nature. Hed come to work
                in the morning and tell me  fourteen year
                old me  about his previous nights
                exploits. Id listen with my mouth wide open
                and I wouldnt breathe for about a half an
                hour.  
                Ten
                dollars! hed say. They only
                want ten dollars! Ten dollars and you can have
                whatever you want. I tell you, I wish I could
                move to Haiti today! 
                Even though I
                was only fourteen, I could read, and I did have
                ears and a television set, and I was pretty sure
                that having relations with a Haitian
                was at least as risky as trying to do the same
                with a rhinoceros. I dont know if
                Luthers days of lasciviousness ever caught
                up with him or not. But I do know that hes
                dead.   
                
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