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Funny Voices Never Die
by Michael Levy

Hello playmates
no don’t mess about
are you free ... I’’m free
lady of the house here
she knows you know
you stupid boy
it’s the Ginger Tom from next door
what’s on the table Mabel
know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink
oooow, I kid you not misses
now here’s a funny thing
ying tong idle I foe
good game, good game
I say, ‘ave I offended you
oh Ron, oh ef
bring me sunshine
I’ve fallen in de water
put the kettle on mother
are you putting it around I’’m barmey
there’s one born ever minute
you lucky people you
Before you know it’s all gone ... Just Like That!