|Franklin Gumber is
but since he is wobbly in the number game,
everyone has nicknamed him Fudge,
a moniker from which he cannot budge.
He actually is a very smart
but numbers bore him and make him sigh.
Close enough is his well-known
as he fudges his calculations to just get
On the day that
Fudge got hooked
by a lass who a wedding booked,
she thought she had his number
but to think that was dumber than lumber.
himself never gets a number right,
not even his own, as well as depth or
unless it refers to one special thing
which to the punch line now does us bring.
pretty ironic, as well as quite funny,
but if hes owed, hes right on
to every single decimal point exact,
many times with an unfortunate lack of
him into a few sticky wickets
and trapped him in a number of thickets,
but most of all it has kept him in a
guaranteeing that hell always be