by Michael S.
but the country which finishes bottom gets nuked.
finally, twelve points go to Sweden!
speaking smiled softly as she spoke, enjoying the
yelps of praise coming from the Swedish singers.
typical, Denmark voting for Sweden! said
the British commentator, his voice betraying
decades of political voting.
naturally. Said his broadcast partner.
I mean, theyre neighbours.
Theyre hardly going to want the nuclear
waste to travel over the border. He spoke
with the choked voice of radioactivity.
anyone vote for us. Its political
correctness gone mad.
be because we put a terrible act up.
not. Bradley was brilliant.
off tune, and a contestant from Big Brother. No
one had heard of him outside BBC studios, let
alone in Gdansk.
should have been getting more points anyway. This
is a complete farce. Its right wing Fascism
countries are left to vote anyway?
three, I think. Well, possibly three. Do Turkey
since they lost last years competition.
A pity. Still, thats what they get for
they do to that?
it, the swines.
looks like...yes, its us voting!
England. Whove we voted for?
Sweden, Denmark, Germany ,France, Norway...
votes so far.
Italy and...12 points to....Ireland.
Jeers could be
heard from the audience.
sensible of us to vote for Ireland like that,
dont you think?
turned to his giggling co-host.
looks like we have a winner. Or should I say
laughed in the nervous way your gran does at her
country finishing bottom is...Germany.
surprise arose from the crowd before the
transmission swiftly faded to black.
god we are back in England said the first
said his partner. Will the radiation leak
over here, do you think? Are we close enough?
Channel tunnel buffer will stop it, like it
news. Anyhow, from me and my fellow, thats
all for tonight. Hope you enjoyed the Eurovision,
The two men
put their microphones and walked along the
irradiated wasteland that was once the Thames.