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Deport All Politicians
by Michael S. Collins

Deport All Politicians is a sort of Anarchist/Activists call to arms, to fight against injustice and deprivation and the crimes of squalor. At least, in theory.

It was late, and the Cabinet meeting had been ongoing for several hours. All ministers had their favoured beverage in their hands.

Suddenly the doors burst open, and hooded anarchists broke into the Cabinet Office.

The nearest one went round the table, and instinctively grabbed the drinks off all the Ministers. Even the Prime Minister's was taken, though he fought valiantly to keep his glass of Port.

"Why are you doing this?" cried the Prime Minister.

"Sorry, mate" said the Anarchist. "First rule of Anarchism. We have to de-port all politicians..."