|Poetry and comedy
are hard to intermix.
For the time see in your mind a Panda
bear with zits.
It chews bamboo but hurts
inside, whenever there's a mirror.
Its pizza face it cannot trace; its foods
are all linear.
The snakes and
cranes of China's game are wont to laugh
and call it names
Like "Panda-Zits" and "Newspaper",
and others just as lame.
The saddest Panda
that you'll find chews bamboo with
squirts of lime.
If you say "hey," he'll go away
and pop his puss some time.
Then he'll return
with growls and cream, and make a
As you laugh like a Japanese School Girl.
But beware, he'll have your hair, and eat
you like a tender bamboo curl.
I saw him meet a
panda-babe, with a face so nasty you
It all night long and barely make a dent.
Together they said "screw the world,"
and had hot panda sex.