by John Brooke
As the market rose in
September, 2008, Peabody could feel his greed-glands
He took his savings for a
thriller ride on The New York Shock Exchange.
It was a nail-biter as things spun out of control.
Peabody screamed with the rest of the amateur
gamblers as the market crashed.
Did human greed cause the
collapse? No! After extensive navel gazing
by the regulators it was determined that no human
factor was at fault. The Brawl Street
Financial Slay Ride disaster was simply the
downside of a worldwide affluenza epidemic!
mortgage was foreclosed yesterday.