by John Brooke
We know. All
his readers know. Smiley Pierre is a depraved
best selling author. His predilection landed him
a highly rated Television Show. Seeing him
perform, or reading one of his books, is
guaranteed to send shivers up any blasť spine!
beheading, hammering, sniping, cutting, slashing,
stuffing, flaying, and eviscerating.
cracks jokes: handling brains, stomachs, thyroids,
intestines, livers, hearts, testicles and kidneys.
grinning as he beats, whips, chops, shreds,
slices, dices, grinds, boils, grills, trusses,
Smiley Pierre Chef, Gordon Bleu!
Caters to Cook Book gluttony.