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My Lady Friend
by John Brooke

She is a beauty and it’s is much deeper than mere skin. Her luxurious hair is naturally wavy. Long curving modest eyelashes are sometimes lowered over deep loving eyes of burnished gold.

An intelligent lady. Loves life and is enthusiastic and courageous. She can really dance, and swings and sways nimbly on shapely legs. She is the epitome of femininity. Sashaying along, attracting wolf whistles and appreciative glances. She has a wonderful sense of humor, smiling most times.

She does have one damn fault. She is nosey. Always putting her nose into others business. Like cow flops, horse manure, and rear ends of other dogs. Cookie is a Boarder Collie, and is my best friend. Unconditionally.