The Shatta
Hootie Show Theme Song
(fast and bouncy allegro in the key
of C)
Verse One
It’s the Shatta Hootie Show
And Shatta Hootie, don't you know
Is a second banana like William B
And he defers to Shagga Tee
In everything and every way
His catchphrase is “I’ll be
right back”
And Shatta Hootie has the knack
For coming back right away
Chorus
Go Shatta Hootie, go! – repeat
four times
Shatta Hootie!
Verse Two
He wears his sweater inside out
With Shatta Hootie there’s no doubt
One pant leg stuffed into his sock
That Hootie guy is primed to rock
Just look at the way he swings and sways
His lunch is Coke and Cheery O’s
And gosh, most everybody knows
Shatta Hootie is here to stay!
Repeat chorus, end with a big finish
as the star of the show enters the studio
from stage left |
The
Meltdown Song
(tender ballad in the key of A minor)
Verse The Only
Somebody’s gonna have a meltdown
They’re gonna have a meltdown right
away
Somebody’s gonna have a great big
meltdown
Might even be today, hey
Somebody’s gonna have a meltdown
They’re gonna have a meltdown, wait
and see
Somebody’s gonna have a great big
meltdown
Might even be me
Tender violins playing the melody
adagio with a flourish
Repeat and end with a fading spotlight on
the lone vocalist |
