Troop Movements 
                by Ian Curtress 
                He was a nice
                young man, a journalist wanting to write stories
                about the war on the Home Front, so to speak. 
                I am
                interested in the group of women who gave comfort
                to the troops at home. 
                Oh you mean
                the Chelsea Five. A notorious group of stalwarts
                led by the indestructible Diane. Fifty two and a
                goer. 
                Kept two entertaining diaries, one
                for British squaddies and one for the Yanks. 
                Had her own way of teaching close combat. 
                And you
                had the hots for her? 
                Well I had
                certain yearnings but she always seemed to have a
                full dance card. 
                Wasnt
                she once a vicar?  
                Oh yes but
                Unfrocked. 
                When was
                that? 
                Christmas Eve
                1942 behind the scouts hut. 
                Is it true
                the American Generals visited her when they
                arrived in the UK? 
                Yes. She was
                listed in the must see GI Handbook  
                She often went on manoeuvres with them. 
                After her hunting days there was nothing you
                could teach her about foxholes  
                It is thought that D.Day was code named after
                Diane. 
                Didnt
                she have an underground network? 
                Oh yes Central
                line, Shepards Bush and all stops to Bethnall
                Green 
                What
                happened to her after the war? 
                I understand
                she was conscripted by MI something or other 
                Went under cover (that was a first) because of
                her ability to get information from suspects. 
                Resigned after being seen driving a new BMW  
                It was said she signed the Official Secrets Act
                in invisible ink. 
                Did she
                ever settle down? 
                Well I heard
                from one of her team after the war .  
                She married a GI and was in the States. 
                Bought a Condominium. 
                Most appropriate. 
                Im still
                not sure if he worked that one out. But a nice
                young man. 
                
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