The '38 Chevy
                Hot Rod 
                by Don Drewniak 
                Art, a friend
                dating back to seventh grade, lived with his
                parents on the second floor of a three decker
                located four blocks on the Mount Hope Bay side of
                South Main Street in Fall River, Massachusetts. I
                joined him once every week or two during the
                summer of 1959 to play a few games at a poolroom
                located in a ramshackle building on Columbia
                Street. 
                Art and I left
                the poolroom about 9:30 on a cloud covered,
                summer night following my sophomore year in high
                school. We headed toward my car which was parked
                in front of his house. I planned to head home to
                get some sleep before my next ten hours of work
                at Schwartz Lumber and Hardware.  
                As we
                approached his house, we picked up the sound of
                what had to be a high powered car engine. Into
                view emerged a dark colored, late 30s Chevy coupe.
                 
                The body was
                stock except for short lake pipes that protruded
                from behind the bottom of the front fenders.
                There was no doubt in my mind that the engine was
                a 50s V8. The right side tires were resting three
                feet from the curb on a sidewalk. No one was in
                sight. We stared at the car in silence for two or
                three minutes. The street remained empty. 
                "Let's
                take a ride," said Art. 
                "That's
                robbery."  
                "Nah, we
                re going to borrow it. Do I look like a thief?"
                 
                I stared at
                him for a moment and said, "Well, now that I
                think about it, you do look a lot like Dick
                Turpin."  
                "Who?"
                 
                "An
                English highwayman who was hanged for horse theft."
                 
                Art was too
                wound up to hear anything more about Turpin.  
                "Listen,
                it belongs to the guy across the street. He s
                probably passed out drunk on the floor of his
                bedroom. He s let me use it a few times. He won t
                care. Plus, we ll park it on the street as soon
                as we come back and lock it. Then I ll put the
                key in his mailbox. We ll be saving it from being
                stolen."  
                I knew that
                was bullshit, but somewhere in the recesses of my
                brain was a voice that said, What the hell, do it.
                 
                "Okay,
                once around the block." That was bullshit on
                my part. 
                Art climbed in
                behind the wheel, while I rode shotgun. As I
                suspected, he headed for Route 24 which connected
                Fall River and Boston. My stomach was churning. 
                "We'll
                see what it can do in the quarter and then bring
                it back."  
                "Okay,"
                was all I managed to say. 
                He drove
                slowly and carefully out to 24 before pulling up
                to a sliver of white paint that marked the
                starting line of a not-so-secret makeshift
                quarter mile drag strip. Art revved the engine
                and off we went. There was no question that the
                Chevy could bury my '51 Mercury which housed a
                1957 Olds-powered V-8 engine.  
                To his credit,
                he quickly brought the car back to the speed
                limit as soon as we passed the quarter mile mark
                and slowed appreciably turning onto an exit ramp. 
                The headlights
                died out halfway around the circular ramp. With
                no moon reflecting light from the sun, no stars
                and no street lights, we were momentarily blinded. 
                "Take
                your foot off the gas," I screamed as I
                opened the passenger door and poked my head out
                trying to see if we were still on pavement. I
                managed to spot grass. As he came close to
                rolling to a stop, I yelled, "Pull a little
                to the right. Get us off the ramp before we get
                rear ended."  
                I checked the
                back of the car. The taillights were on. As our
                eyes adjusted, we could clearly see lights from
                the city. 
                "I think
                we can see enough to get off the ramp and then
                take back streets to your place," I said as
                I considered walking away from what I believed to
                be a nightmare with visions of being arrested for
                car theft. 
                "Good
                idea."  
                We crossed
                North Main Street near the Fall River Public
                Library and made it to within two blocks of his
                house when he pulled into a parking space. 
                "All bums
                out," he laughed as he placed the key under
                the front seat. The one percent chance he knew
                the owner was now zero. 
                I half
                expected to see a police car or two near his
                house. There were no police and no other people
                to be seen. 
                "Pool
                next Wednesday?" he asked.  
                "Yah."
                 
                
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