Shrinking ...
shrunk!
by Albert Russo
At the refuge where Haniya
stays, we met two guys just a year or so older
than me, maybe a lil more. Ishmael and Immanuel
are both gorgeous looking, and they’re
already so tall.
At first, I didn’t
know which one to choose as my future boyfriend,
coz since we don’t know how long we will be
staying in this country, I might as well have a
beau, specially that here the beaux (French
for handsome) are stunning, young or not so young.
For, as we all know, guys never reach our feline
maturity, even when they become adults - just
look at my prissy and often di-scam-bubble-lated
Unky Berky. As for that swashbuckler of a father
I have, he wants zilch minus minus parental
responsibility and prefers to gallivant with them
half-sized naked female Amazonian head-shrinkers,
who wear wishbones across their nose and their
tits, while their hubbies, shameless husses
that they are, appear with their thing-a-magigs
swaying like tinkle bells, for all and sundry to
watch - it’s called virility; I say never-you-mindy-looky-the-other-way,
coz it’s not only lew-di-crass but
sooo ugly - except that you don’t hear
anything, unless they start peeing, which they do
in front of everybody, on account that they
consider it as natural as eating or hunting; the
louder and the farther they aim, the prouder they
are. What shmucks! And washmore, they
enjoy peeing in concert with their friends, like
it’s a competition. They call it a society
game, the way we (my uncle and I) play checkers,
dominos, or Monopoly.
You can even find photos
and documentaries about them on Youtube. I know
what you are going to do, bunch of sex maniacs:
swipe the images to enlarge the goddess forbidden
parts. Who’s the inverta-brat here?
Ah, so you think I’m
inventing this stuff? Before calling me an inverta-brat
liar, go to google-amazoo and search for American-Indian
tribes, under Ass-techs and Ink-ass.
They were supposed to be a highly civilized bunch,
building whole cities in stones and marble, with
pyramids like in ancient Egypt, sofistickle
observatories, deep-hole crystal lavatories, and
other knick knacks of the third type. They also
had a game in which the winner would chop off the
head of all the losers behind him and throw them
as far as possible over a net like they were
handballs. How civilized is that?
The world is full of
strange customs. In China and Japan, they shrink
trees - bonzai -, in the Amazoo they shrink heads,
whislt in England Lewis Carroll sent Alice
tumbling down into a rabbithole where she
suddenly became so large that she almost drowned
in a sea of tears, coming face to face - rather
toe (hers) to face (theirs) - with a population
of nano midgets the size of a thumb. But Lewis
Carroll took pity on her and resized the lassie
to her original self.
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