Pros and Cons Of
Working At Home On Zoom Instead Of Going To The
Office
by George Beckerman
Pro: The new
break room is your own kitchen.
Con: Your new break room eventually sends you to
Weight Watchers.
Pro: You can be in Maui and still photo-project
your home office in the background.
Con: Dream on. You’re not going to Maui.
Pro: Your dog’s separation anxiety problem
solved.
Con: Your dog is over you. Go to the moon for all
he cares.
Pro: No need for makeup.
Con: Horrified onscreen looks you get from your
co-workers.
Pro: Glasses with lenses that display eyes open
and attentive while you’re asleep behind
them.
Con: Snoring.
Pro: No commute is good for environment.
Con: Your expensive, leased car sitting in your
driveway not good for your mental environment.
Pro: More time with kids.
Con: More time with kids.
Pro: Makes quiet quitting a breeze.
Con: You have no idea what quiet quitting is.
Pro: You can put annoying co-workers on mute.
Con: Discovering that you’ve been put on
mute.
Pro: Pants not necessary.
Con: Reflexively jumping up when you hear Amazon
at the front door delivering your new yoga outfit.
Pro: Increased chances for screen time with your
boss.
Con: Realizing that your boss doesn’t know
who you are.
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