Pros And Cons Of
Replacing Congress With AI
by George Beckerman
PROS
50 Senators, 435 Reps and all tv analysts with
touchscreen election maps will have to find real
jobs.
Dress code, ethics code and adult behavior code
will now be unnecessary.
No more perks for jerks.
AI can’t be bribed by lobbyists.
Neither Congress nor AI have spines, so that’s
a wash.
Filibuster will join Blockbuster as obsolete.
Siri will answer all media questions.
Boring grandstanding speeches can be replaced
with dialogue plagiarized from “Mr. Smith
Goes To Washington” and “My Cousin
Vinny.”
Gridlock will go back to being only a driving
problem.
Gerrymander this.
The Capitol Building can be subdivided into
condos.
It’s difficult for computer code to
overthrow the government.
In D.C., the smell of bullshit will be replaced
by clean air.
The Supreme Court will be shaking in its robes.
CONS
There are no cons.
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