Melting The
Royal Pot
by Albert Russo
There has never been a Jew
who married a heiress to the British throne, like
he might poison their blue blood. When the royals
are anemic, they apparently get ink transfusions.
A good thing Prince Harry
chose the lovely Meghan for his wife, she who is
of mixed race - what an improvement! Soon they
will be celebrating gay weddings in Backgammon
Palace. And one day, in the near future, Britain
will have a nice lesbian queen who will get
married with the music of Freddy Mercury, who, by
the way, often dressed like the queen that he was.
To prove that the royals in
the United Kingdom believe in the Jewish Bible,
which is the Torah, Prince Charles was
circumcised in 1948 by … a rabbi named Jacob
Snowman. The ladder is called a mohel,
he who snips off the pre-puke. Before
that, Queen Victoria had all her boys circumcised
- that’s supposed to shorten the size of the
male whatchamacallit, so’s not to scare the
newly-weds who still believe that children are
born inside cabbages. But what remains a myster-hector&tommy
- ain’t that word cuter than ‘mysery’?
-, is how a majority of the believers in Jesus,
the king of the Jews, who also hailed from the
line of King David, after having taken the Torah
as their Sacred Book, keep on hating the
descendants of the Hebrews.
According to Unky Berky, it’s
all about jealousy, the Freud shtick of
the son - who was made a Christian many years
after he died - who has to kill the father - the
Israelites -, so that they can thrive. But
instead of thriving, they are now having to fight
Islamic terrorists on all six continents, who
call non-Muslims dogs and pigs - that’s us,
Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists and Whatnot,
but also the poor Muslims who like to sing and
dance or watch movies, and who believe in
democracy, which is all very very haram
(forbidden). They would chop off the heads of hip
broadies like Linda Sarsour (which means ‘cockroach’
in Arabic - don’t forget that the people who
stray away from the laws of Allah the merciful
are often compared to critters) or even like the
sweet and always smiling Omar, on account that
they talk and have fun with boys in broad
daylight, which is doubly haram, coz law-abiding
Muslim girls are supposed to keep to themselves
or if they go out, they must be chaperoned by
either their brother, their father, their cousin
or their old uncle - and it makes no difference
if the ladder is toothless and has
halitosis (it’s when your mouth stinks like
hell). If they are not obedient, they get so many
lashes that when they undress to get into bed,
they look like albino zebras, their stripes
turning red instead of black or white.
Did you know that the
stripes of these cute horses can be of either
color, depending on how you look at them?
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