Lilith Comes and
Goes
by Albert Russo
So you thought Eve was our
first ancestress? Apparently not, it was
Lilith who was Adam’s first wife, and unlike
Eve, SHE did not come out of Adam’s rib -
that ’s bullshit anyway -, but out of the
same ‘dirt’ as Adam - hey, dear Goddess,
so you created humans in your image out of mud? I
know a few of my uncle’s artist friends who
make sculptures the same way. Do you consider
them goddesses too?
I’ve also read that
Lilith was a nasty and dangerous demoness,
who was a setchual pervert, and who, washmore,
stole babies at night. Now, how logical is that?
There weren’t human babies yet, unless she
stole cubs from monkeys, gazelles and hippos.
Since she refused to be Adam’s servant, she
left him, after gagging the bozo - good for her,
except that, again, those male chauvinist pigs
who write about us gals still find a way to treat
us badly. She was not allowed to remain in the
Garden of Eden on account that she had an affair
with archangel Samael. I’d like to ask
Goddess what kind of punishment that arch sinner
got for fork-nick-skating.
By the way, in Hebrew
Lilith means ‘night hag’ but also
‘screeching owl’. She probably was the
first witch who dealt in fantasy, horror and the
occult. When I think of it, better to be like
that, scaring the bejeezette out of
people, than to remain the slave of man.
Fast backward, Lilith and
Adam immediately began to fight over who would be
the master at home. She claimed that they were
equal to each other on account that they were
both created from the earth. She then dared to
pronounce Goddess’ name in vain, which is a
damn no no, and flew away into the air. Adam then
asked Goddess to send three angels to bring
Lilith back. They tried to force her to return to
her hubby. But she told them that she wouldn’t
because she had already been with the “Great
Demon.” She also repeated that she refused
to be a sevant to her husband, and that was the
reason why she left Adam and the Garden of Eden
for good. She preferred to live with an archangel
named Samael and they had children who were real
little monsters.
Here, here, Goddess, were
you so mixed up, creating humans, that we are
still paying for your bad craftsmanship? Where
did you fish Lilith from, in the first place?
Then, when you realized that you produced a
demoness, you were so ashamed that you made her
disappear back into the mud?
If Lilith really existed,
she gave lots of ideas to the Hollywood mongrels.
My uncle and I saw some of
them scary movies, like ‘Maleficent’,
‘The lords of Salem’, ’Witching
and Bitching’, as well as oldies, such as
‘The Craft’, ‘Hocus Pocus’
and ‘The witches of Eastwick’,
featuring some of my favorite gaga actresses like:
Cher, Susan Sarandon and Michelle Pfeiffer. Jack
Nicholson was great as the Devil. Actually the ladder
movie was quite funny and we both enjoyed it so
much, that we bought the DVD.
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