Interpretations 
                by David
                Mascellani 
                Row, row,
                row your boat, 
                Gently down the stream. 
                Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, 
                Life is but a dream. 
                Yknow"
                said Joe, after he took a swig of his alfalfa and
                mung bean wine, "its right wing
                propaganda. The message is clear: get into your
                boat, row down the stream; dont worry about
                the blue-green algae, the sacks of puppies and
                kittens, nor the guys with cement shoes just row,
                conform, and be merry. 
                Hardly"
                retorted Artie after he gulped down his port,
                farted, and puffed on his cigar, "its
                a left wing, liberal hippie ditty. Its
                saying, get out of the city, relax, chill out,
                and go with the flow, man and your life will be
                dream. 
                You guys
                are uncouth" exclaimed Jacques, as he put
                down his vermouth. "You have the cognitive
                capabilities of a strumpet whos had one too
                many morphine-laced crumpets. Its an
                existential dirge. Yes, to row down a stream
                would be a merry diversion for a time. But then
                you would scream to be released from this dream
                become nightmare. Your hands covered in blisters
                and slivers, the pointlessness of the task coming
                to parallel the ennui of life. 
                Gentlemen,
                Gentleman" said Gustav as he put down his
                Guinness, "Its an extended metaphor
                for psychoanalytic practice. the rowing of the
                boat represents the arduous yet satisfying work
                of analysis. The stream is consciousness, the
                dream is unconsciousness. which leads me to
                surmise
" 
                Sorry to
                interrupt, but youre all whacked and
                cracked in the head" interjected Jed as he
                belched out a beer burp. "Its just a
                kids song about rowing a boat and being
                merry, thats all. 
                
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