Group Mensality 
                by Ray Fuller 
                
                    
                        Is there anybody
                        denser  
                        Than the membership of Mensa?  
                          
                        If you wish to be admitted  
                        To those oh so brightly witted,  
                        A tested I.Q. you must rate  
                        At least a score of one-four-eight.  
                          
                        If theyre all so bleedin
                        clever  
                        Then why must they band together?  
                        Does intelligence encumber  
                        Such that safetys sought in number?  
                          
                        Go for self-determination  
                        Is my much superior station!  
                        Mensa membership s not heaven;  
                        And my I.Q.? One-four-seven.  | 
                     
                 
                 
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