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Goddess and her Follies
by Albert Russo

As You know, I’m a felinist, and that is thanks to You, oh the Holiest of Holies. For those who remember or who read me for the first time, my mom and I take after our favorite animal, The Holy Tigress - in the Hindu religion, she is certainly a goddess -, who is the mightiest and most fearful creature in the world, coz not only does she protect her cubs against male tigers who could harm or even eat them - canniballs that they are -, but she is also the most beautiful feline of all. She was creation’s first feminist. So, rrrrespect!

I’m sure, oh Empress of the Universe, that You also invented the Folies Bergères, with all them naked broads flaunting their silly-coned tits in front of the lecherous goons who come to Paris from every corner of the planet. Now, Holy One, what was behind Your mind in doing that? Shameless Queen of hussies, are You with us, Your preferred sex, or with the MCPs - ‘male-chauvinist- pigs’, for those of you ninnies who still ignore the word?

True, after thousands of years of women bashing, You’ve finally allowed young hunks to strip before female audiences and to shake their buttocks like they were raw pork chops. No, no, I’ve never been to one of their shows, I’m not interested in this kind of stuff. Unky Berky has. How do I know? I’ve discovered a ticket he bought sometime ago in one of his drawers. He’s a homey, remember, even if he remains in the closet; then too, he’s too shy to do anything untoward, either from the front or from the behind, on account that he’s dead scared of catching STDs - that’s diseases people get down under who jump from one partner to another.

There are quite a few homeys who mix with the ladies who want to see men’s whatchamacallits, perverts that they all are! Ah growl-ups - and here, I include both goons and dudesses -, they spend an unconscious amount of time with setchual shenanigans, as if that was what life was all about!

Now, if all of this, - the killings that are committed in every continent, the raping of poor girls, some as young as kindergarten children (there are also boys who get molested, but there are much fewer of them; even the lowest of the lowly animals don’t do such things) - is the consequence of Cain’s crime, what example are You giving us, Goddess?

Do you see, folks, why I can’t trust Her. When I hear some of them televangelists bark before all and sundries, and not only on Sundays:

“You all, big sinners, repent, repent, repent, if you don’t want to go straight to Hell.”

And the worst is that there are millions of people who believe in all their bunk.