For Jessica 
                by Ian Curtress 
                
                    
                        If oranges grew on
                        apple trees 
                        And apples grew on pears 
                        And bananas grew on plum trees 
                        Would bungalows have stairs 
                        If cats barked like Labradors 
                        And oranges had no pips 
                        If monkeys liked lollipops 
                        Would Christmas pudding taste like chips 
                        If the roof was in the basement 
                        And the garden in the house 
                        If lions had stripes like tigers 
                        Would an elephant be smaller than a mouse 
                        If Monday was on Friday  
                        And Wednesday my day off 
                        And if I ran a marathon  
                        Would I get a nasty cough 
                        If I didnt go to bed  
                        And my daytime was my night 
                        And if I now walked upside down 
                        Would my left become my right | 
                     
                 
                 
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