Feb.14th. 
                by Ian Curtress 
                
                    
                        Valentines
                        synonymous with the word anonymous  
                        Although any card received is likely to
                        be known 
                        So mines a sort of lifeline 
                        Changed the habits of a lifetime  
                        Caution to the wind has now been thrown 
                        Theres a nice girl named Mandy In a
                        charity shop thats handy 
                        Who finds used cards for me which are
                        almost new 
                        This one was quite a find 
                        Valentine had not been signed 
                        I immediately knew it would do for you 
                        I wonder who received it on the 14th. of
                        the month 
                        And if it was kept beneath her pillow
                        whilst asleep 
                        I cant see any nudges 
                        or signs of any smudges  
                        Best of all it was going very cheap 
                        No need for animosity about my generosity
                         
                        Your gratitude will make the day complete 
                        But please dont burn it, 
                        dont crease it and please return it 
                        As always, I have kept the till receipt. | 
                     
                 
                 
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