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Dog Tired
by Ian Curtress

How many times have I walked these wood. How many times enjoyed their pleasant loneliness. Although quite dense there are two worn paths used by likeminded people who also enjoy the remoteness for their own reasons.
To most people in this out of the way spot, the woods are to be avoided.
Having lived here for five years I have walked the woods more than any “old timer”
but for some reason for which I have no recollection, last week, I decided to go off piste and blaze a new trail!
It was possibly when the strong sun had penetrated the trees exposing an enticing glade.
I always carry my stout walking stick and for the first time it was put to good use enabling me, after a couple of very nasty encounters with brambles, to reach the clearing.
It was delightful, with verdant untrodden grass and warm sunshine penetrating the huge trees making it like a stage for elves and fairies.
There was a fallen tree on one side, it’s branches making a convenient rough seat of which I took advantage.
My pleasure at finding this glen was mixed with some apprehension as I was not sure of my route out. However, I would face that in due course. At the moment I was king of my own regal court.

Looking back I am not sure how long it must have been before falling asleep, but I was woken by something licking my hand. Quite a corse tongue.
It was a mixture of surprise and some apprehension to find a very large black dog was happily sitting alongside me as if he were mine.
He was beautiful, the most shiny coat and expressive eyes. I’m no expert on breeds but this one was surely exceptional. They cross breed so many dogs these days many are unrecognisable. I was wondering whether he was lost or an anxious owner was looking for him. Not easy in these woods.
He was interested in my side pocket and I wasn’t surprised. I always carry one round of ham sandwich when wood walking as invariably I become peckish at some point.
I undid the foil and was pleased to see him waiting to be fed. No attempt to snatch.
He accepted each mouthful as if very well trained.
When finished he gave me what I can only describe as an affectionate look and gentle nudge then walked off
It was then I saw he was limping quite badly with an injured back leg.
He disappeared into the dense woodland leaving me with considerable sadness. Was he lost or abandoned because of his leg.

I eventually found my way back, with difficulty and very mixed feelings
For a short while it had been a magic cameo which I have been unable to explain without getting some very funny looks when I mention it in the pub
That was until last night when I was getting my leg pulled mercilessly in the pub being asked to relate “ my Big dog story”!
As I was leaving, obviously in bad humour, the landlord pulled me over and said “you tell a good story but don’t overdo it. We’ve all seen the report in the local paper” he said putting the front page for me to see.
In bold print it read ….
The Black Panther seen again near sheep. Farmer gets a shot at him!