Chosen for What?
by Albert Russo
Abie asked Goddess what
they should do. She told him to listen to his
senile wifey and to send Hagar and Ishmael away,
for She would provide for them.
Well, we all know how ultra
generous with these two She was, coz they
multiplied and multiplied, so much and so
forcefully, that their descendants, the Muslims,
thanks to Allah and his prophet Muhamad,
accounted for two billion souls in 2025, whereas
those of Isaac never reached the number of twenty
million. What was Goddess’ plan, making such
a huge difference? Did She want the Jews to
become the Happy Few, and if so why did She let
the Christian and the Muslim folks torture them
continually? What kind of blessing was that for
the so-called Chosen People? Or maybe She chose
them to play the game of hit or miss, and to see
what happened, preparing for the Nazi doctor
Mengele to experiment with the millions who were
dragged to the concentration camps? How do I know
this? In our history class we are being taught
the Holocaust, among all the terrible other
things that happened during WWII.
Now Goddess, yeah I’m
talking to you personally again, and you don’t
scare me one bit. Either most people who believe
in you can’t think for themselves, or you
are the greatest magician-hypnotist there ever
was. Yet, I often feel like beating the hell out
of you, for all the misery you allow to spread
over our planet, provoking earthquakes, tsunamis
and fires, and pushing people to kill and maim
each other. Ok, humans are also responsible for
smashing the friggin ozone, but you never stop
them anyway. I imagine how much you enjoy
watching them tearing each other apart, like they
were comics figures in a video game. Shame on you!
Yeah, I know some of your followers would like to
place a fatwa over my head - a fat lot, these
nerds know about what is really moral and what is
wrong - they call me a blasphemer, like that poor
Bibi in Pakistan who chose to live as a Christian,
even though she came from a Muslim family.
Muesli-Christie’s-Hybrid
porridge is what I call that awful mixture of fonda-mentalists,with
twisted brains. How else would you call them who
want to impose their religion by the sword and
the gun?
If there are so many crazy
things in it and since I don’t believe in
divine shenanigans, why do I continue to read the
Bible, you ask. Coz I love some of the stories,
which read like lil thrillers, with kingdoms,
wild animals, fairy tale miracles and romance.
NOT because of the hundreds of commandments, some
of which stink like manure, they’re so
beastly - poor animals, why do humans always
accuse them for their (the humans’) worst
deeds, after all, beasts don’t act to hurt,
even the bloodsucking critters, which do their
disgusting slurping just to sustain themselves,
like we eat meat.
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