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Bus Ride
by Catherine Scalisi

Zoë walked behind her friends onto the rusty steps of the school bus — its gas and hot pleather smell she knew so well. Her four friends, in their own world, took their seats in a row to themselves. Zoë, out of the conversation, and left to sit by herself, found a window seat behind her friend Rachel.

Zoë’s attention went to the front of the bus, more than half a bus away. She watched the kids in her grade pile in. Juniors on a field trip. Any reason to get out of the school was a good reason. There were so many kids she’d never talked to, no matter how many classes she had with them. She knew Eric, her science partner in middle school. There’s Jamie, the girl she accidentally hit in the face with a basketball in the second grade. And Duncan, who was always fun to flirt with, but just a friend. Zoë held her breath. Trevor. He laughed at her story in English class on Monday. Her story about her grandfather’s funeral. Zoë’s face turned red as he walked closer. Trevor slowed down to sit behind Jane in the empty seat across the aisle from Zoë. Jane looked knowingly at Zoë. She heard the story about a hundred times. Zoë had a hard time controlling her expression as Trevor looked at her. He gave a hint of a smile before he hit the edge of the seat beside her and called, “Hey, Mitch, there’s an empty seat right here.”

“Thanks, man.” Mitch sat down. His dark gray jeans and black hoodie gave the impression he wasn’t looking to chat. He slouched in the seat and pulled his hood over his head as if ready to nap.

Zoë scooted closer to the window as Mitch settled into his recline: his legs spread, and his head fell to the side. His hood bobbed back up a few times before he was out.

Rachel looked back at Zoë through the gap along the wall of the bus. “You okay back there? Do you have space to breathe?” She craned a nasty look toward Mitch and rolled her eyes.

“Yeah, I’m okay,” Zoë lied. “The view is nice. Pretty day, don’tcha think?” She gave an awkward smile while Rachel giggled and turned to tell Jasmine, who sat next to her. Jasmine stood up to look at Mitch, then glanced toward the front of the bus before she sat down.

Across the aisle, Jane stretched to see past Mitch. “You okay?” she mouthed with a tentative thumbs up.

Mitch sank further down in his seat. His head fell closer to Zoë. “Help,” Zoë squeaked so Rachel could hear. Rachel looked back, her mouth dropped open. She covered it with her hands to hold in her laugh.

Like the wave in the stands of a baseball game, the girls took turns peeking over their seats. Last was Gabby, who yell-whispered to Jane, “Move, so I can see. What’s going on over there?”

Trevor, who was chatting with the kid beside him, looked up. “Why do y’all look like a colony of meerkats?” He followed their gaze and his eyes widened. He nudged Mitch and said, “Dude, wake up. You’re about to crush Zoë’s boobs with your big ass head.”

Mitch opened his eyes and jerked up. He realized he was looking dangerously close at a little picture of Totoro holding an umbrella on Zoë’s t-shirt pocket. “Oh my God, I’m so sorry,” Mitch said with a sleepy slur. “Teenagers, ha ha, they say we don’t get enough sleep. Right?” He yawned.

“Could you move over, please? My arm is falling asleep because it’s pushed up against the window.”

“Oh, yeah, sure. Sorry again.” Mitch scooted over and pivoted toward Trevor as if to talk. Zoë couldn’t tell if he was actually sorry or wished he could go back to sleep.

She heard low laughing muffled by Mitch’s back. She bent to see what they were talking about, praying to God they weren’t talking about her.

“So how were they? Did they look nice? Seems like you got a good view,” Trevor said, his head leaned toward Mitch, but his voice carried enough for Zoë and Jane to hear.

“No, man, I wasn’t trying to look. Shut up with that.”

Trevor looked at Zoë. “What did you think, Zoë? Was it nice having a guy like Mitch checking you out? Don’t you think he’s hot?”

Her face felt hot. She could hear her friends whispering to each other. She was on her own. “Um, ha ha,” was all Zoë could get out before she turned to stare ahead. She discretely punched the back of the seat in front of her, irritated that none of her friends were saying anything.

“Ah, come on, Zoë, what do you think?” Trevor continued.

Mitch quickly glanced at her. He looked shy, maybe even sorry this whole thing was happening.

“Uh, no thank you.” She was firm with Trevor, but responded to Mitch with a nervous but uninterested smile. Zoë looked out the window, the only exit she could find.

Later, she walked with her friends around the only museum in their town. She passed through exhibits she already inspected the innumerable times she wandered the halls. Zoë put on a face her friends would recognize. She made a show of interest when Rachel pointed at the silly old-timey tie the founder of the town was wearing in his portrait. She looked straight ahead when she saw Mitch and Trevor walk by with their friends. Zoë saw, from the corner of her eye, Mitch try to wave.

She sat by herself on the way back to school and watched everyone pile into the bus. Her friends weren’t far behind her, but they didn’t notice where she sat. They were in their own world and claimed a row of seats to themselves. She noted two guys: Mitch, who almost crushed her boobs, and Trevor, who is definitely an asshole.


Bus Ride by Catherine Scalisi
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