Beside Our Bed 
                by Ray Fuller 
                
                    
                        I always want my
                        love to please,  
                        But woe betide me if I sneeze  
                        When shes asleep.  
                        When I cannot keep  
                        From release,  
                        And fail to cease  
                        That stentorian venting,  
                        No chance of preventing.  
                        Not once, not twice, not thrice, yet more  
                        That shake the person to the core.  
                        This thought then passes through my head:  
                        Just one more sneeze and I am dead.  
                        Which is why you wont find any
                        knives lying around   
                        Beside our bed.  | 
                     
                 
                 
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