Weather or Not
by Edmund Conti
Everybody talks
about the weather but nobody does
anything about it.
That is, until now. Here are some
suggestions:
IGNORE IT.
“Hey, it’s
raining out!”
“Who
cares?”
DENY IT.
“Hey, it’s
raining out!”
“No, it’s
not.”
PREVENT IT.
“Hey, it’s
raining out!”
“Over my
dead body!”
PHILOSOPHIZE ABOUT IT.
“Hey, it’s
raining out!”
“I’ll
take a raincheck.”
THREATEN IT.
“Hey,
look, I’m raining.”
“One
more drop out of you…”
REASON WITH IT.
“Here I
am, raining again.”
“Rain,
rain, go away. Come again, some
other day.”
FRUSTRATE IT.
“Hey, it’s
raining out!”
“Roll
out the tarparlin.”
BELITTLE IT.
“Hey, it’s
raining out!”
“You
call that rain!”
OUTWAIT IT.
“Hey, it’s
raining out!”
“Apres
le deluge, moi!”
WRITE ABOUT IT:
“Hey, it’s
raining out!”
“Hey,
that gives me an idea…” |
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