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Track List From An Album Titled The Moody Guitar
by R.D. Ronstad

While My Guitar Gently Weeps
While My Guitar Endlessly Whines (Wah Wah Wah)
While My Guitar Throws a Twangy Fit
While My Guitar Gazes Uncomprehendingly into the Mirror and Picks at Itself
While My Guitar Sits Alone in a Corner Looking Fretful
While My Guitar Refuses to Come Out of Its Case
While My Guitar Cries into Its Beer Down at The Whammy Bar
While My Guitar Tries to Strangle Itself With a Popped G String
While My Guitar Goes All Staccato on a Roomful of Other Guitars Down at the Music Emporium
While My Guitar Shuts Itself Up in Its Room and Hammers Away Feverishly on the Final Chapters of a Novel Called The Strummer of My Discontent