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The Nutcracker
by Judy Cabito

First chair spoke in woeful tones like his French horn.
 
I’m third oboe. “I’ve never played this position before.” 
 
He left, came back with the percussion section, whining, whimpering woodwinds. 

“Keep it down. My landlady...”

In the middle of a quarter rest, he explained my haughtiness, and as I had feared, the piccolo giggled and the bassoon wheezed.