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Spice Up Your Halloween Menu With These
by R.D. Ronstad

Ascaragus
Voice from the gravy gravy
Spell peppers
Roast muck
Samhanwiches
Vultured ribs
Guanola bars
Ice squeam
Memento moray
Quiche Lorraine with real Lorraine
Ghoul whip
Chainsawsage
Unholy mackerel
Apple spider
Haunted grouse
Coven baked pizza
Brain muffins
Chicken with mold sauce
Zompeas
Seriously twisted bread