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Shouted or Sung from the Ranks of Infantry During Various Roman Triumph Processions
by R.D. Ronstad

“We want a prae-tor, not a tofu eat-er.”

“Julius and Servilia sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.”

“You’re no good, you’re no good, you’re no good, baby you’re no good.”

“I knew Marcus Aurelius, and you’re no Marcus Aurelius!”

“Dictator, schmictator!”

“Your mother wears caligae!”

“Memento this!”

“The Ides of March rocks!”

“Where’s Spartacus when you need him?”

“Imperator, schmimperator!”

Red boots. Really?