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Sequels/Prequels to Some Popular Songs
by R.D. Ronstad

Revolution No. 9 II: Still Annoying
I’m Writing the Book of Love Anonymously
Uh, More Like 94 Tears (My Bad)
Till There Wasn’t You Anymore
Exit Sandman
The Second Cut Ain’t No Picnic
I Touched That! Nyaaaaa-nyaa-nyaa-nyaa!
He’s Put on a Few Pounds, But He’s Still My Brother
Why Did I Ever Believe I Could Fly, Can You Tell Me That?
Here I Am in Phoenix, and She’s Out Like a Light
Whoa! This Place is Just as Bad as the Place We Just Got Out Of!
A Somewhat Darker Whiter Shade of Pale
Killing Me Really, Really Softly with His Song, a Lot More Softly than Last Time Even---I Mean, the Kind of Soft That You Would Spell with a Capital S if It Didn’t Have a Capital S Already Because It’s in a Song Title……Yeah…Sawwwwwwwwwwfffft…Oooooh
It’s Been a Hard Night’s Day’s Night…Or Something Like That
I Fought the Law Again and the Law Won Again (And I'm Going for Three out of Five)
Corporal Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band