Reconsider Buying A Car
by R.D. Ronstad
accident that the word carnage has car in
it. Or maybe it is.
Theres no such thing as radar love.
You never hear reports of "sidewalk
Road signs are too bossy.
Sooner or later, someone will have to see
If you own a car...
Everything becomes personal, at least
when you're in it.
One day youll find yourself talking
to your car. It wont be a good day.
If you don't own a car...
Your kids will never ask you to buy them
a car, because theyll never want to
be seen driving you around.
With the money you save on gas, you can
buy a gas station.
You can sit back and watch the Smiths
fall further and further behind the
You can own a TV the size of a garage.
If you cant remember where you left
your car keys and start wondering if your
mind is going, the answer will be obvious.