Reasons To
Reconsider Buying A Car
by R.D. Ronstad
It’s no
accident that the word carnage has car in
it. Or maybe it is.
There’s no such thing as radar love.
You never hear reports of "sidewalk
rage."
Road signs are too bossy.
Sooner or later, someone will have to see
the manager.
If you own a car...
Everything becomes personal, at least
when you're in it.
One day you’ll find yourself talking
to your car. It won’t be a good day.
If you don't own a car...
Your kids will never ask you to buy them
a car, because they’ll never want to
be seen driving you around.
With the money you save on gas, you can
buy a gas station.
You can sit back and watch the Smiths
fall further and further behind the
Joneses.
You can own a TV the size of a garage.
If you can’t remember where you left
your car keys and start wondering if your
mind is going, the answer will be obvious. |
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