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Over the River...
by Judy Cabito

We pile into the car. First Mandy, Christy, Shane and Patrick, whoever he is.

The kids belt out, "Over the river and through the woods . . ."

Margaret says, "Keep it down, you're disturbing Patrick."

She has grown increasingly fond of him since he showed up. Staying in our guestroom, eating our food, going to church with us and now this.

"For Christsake, Maggie. What's with this Patrick stuff?"

Her eyes widen as we turn into her parent's drive: lights twinkling, rum-soaked carolers caroling and snow falling.

Startled and looking at me straight on, she says, "He's your uncle, right?”