Oh So Cute
by John Yelavich
|Taxes are up and
with food and gasoline prices rising,
do we really need more than fifty kinds
Even water is costing more, nothing is
a tightening of the purse strings must
Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned
Do we really need hair to bear the scent
of passion fruit?
In the olden days, a simple scrub and
rinse would suffice,
but today theres too many choices
of dubious repute.
Unisex grooming products line the
do we really need gender equality to take
I may be a bit old school, but in the
shower I lather up
and each dawn I smell like coconuts and
look damn cute.