Negative Book
Jacket Blurbs
by R.D. Ronstad
“I found it
literally impossible to put this book
down. Of course, that may have been
because it was full of hot air.”
“If I could have one book with me on
a desert island, this would be the one—because
I’d have no scruples about using it
to start a signal fire.”
"So brutally honest, it made me want
to file charges against it.”
“This book helped brighten my day.
It was long enough that I was able to
step up on it to change a light bulb.”
"Better than counting sheep!"
“If you can‘t afford to buy
this book, go out and steal it from your
local library. Please!"
“Make sure you read this book from
cover to cover—skip everything in
between.”
“If only this book had been a lot
longer, I could have left more of it
unread.”
“This is the kind of book you put
down and say: “I wish I could
have rewritten that."
"Move over Snoopy!" |
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