Match
the items in Column A with those in
Column B.
Column
A is the list on the left.
Column B is to the right of Column C.
There is no Column C.
See answers below.
Not
now, after you complete the test.
| 1. |
Saran Wrap |
a. |
static
cling |
| 2. |
razor burn |
b. |
cappuccino |
| 3. |
mincemeat |
c. |
Brown
University |
| 4. |
space
heater |
d. |
harpsichord |
| 5. |
futon |
e. |
Social
Security |
| 6. |
microwave |
f. |
mispelling |
| 7. |
chainsaw |
g. |
waterslide |
| 8. |
fondu |
h. |
watershed |
| 9. |
plaque
buildup |
i. |
BBC |
| 10. |
Archie |
j. |
emission |
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LIGHT
ANSWERS:
(“There are no long answers.”
--Sir Wiscrack Newton)
1. 1-a. 2-b. 3-c. 4-d. 5-e.
6-f. 7-g. 8-h. 9-i. 10-j.
(Good try. Not correct, but you evidently
didn't waste too much time on it.)
2.
(Take your time. There is no time
limit.)
3. 1-j. 2-i. 3-h. 4-g. 5-f.
6-e. 7-d. 8-c. 9-b. 10-a.
(I can sympathise with your affliction,
but this isn’t the proper forum for
it.)
4. 4-i.
(What is this? Some kind of
political statement?)
5. This is silly.
(I agree.)
6. 1-j. 2-j. 3-j. 4-j. 5-j.
6-j. 7-j. 8-j. 9-j. 10-j.
(Please make an appointment to see me
next week.)
7. 7-c. 7-e. 7-g. 7-i.
(Have you ever considered a career in the
movies?
8. 1-2. 2-3. 9-10.
a-b-c. f-g. h-h. b-9.
(Please go back and re-read the
instructions.)
9. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4.
3. 2. 1. Waterslide!!!
(I’m with you.)
10. Cappuccino,
cappuccino, mincemeat, fondu.
(Yes, but only if sung to the tune of
“Mona Lisa.”
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SCORING:
Give yourself 1 to 10 points. Be
generous but not foolhardy.
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RESULTS:
| 9-10. |
We have
reason to believe you may have
cheated. |
| 7-8. |
Have you
ever noticed that those who do
well on magazine tests
don’t do well in life? |
| 0-2. |
Have you
ever noticed that those who don’t
do well on magazine
tests don’t do well in life? |
| 3-6. |
Nothing
special. |
| 5. |
What makes
you think you are special.
See above. |
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